3rd May: The camera stops working so Mum and Dad are reduced to taking polaroids
15th May: The bouncing cradle is packed away as "too dangerous"
30th May: Big mistake! Last night I slept for almost 8 hours! It wasn't my fault - I was just a bit over-tired. And how did I get rewarded? I was immediately ostracised to my big brother's room btween the hours of midnight and 7am. Well, we'll see about that....